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Monkey Island
05:09
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I am Guybrush Threepwood.
The only non-undead pirate to know the secrets of Monkey Island.
Well, four secrets actually.
I am Guybrush Threepwood,
And I have overstayed my welcome through many graphic adventures.
I am Guybrush Threepwood,
And I have come here to rid this island of deadly and murdorous... clam?
I am Guybrush Threepwood,
And I don't have a drinking problem.
I am Captain Threepwood,
I've been to Monkey Island four times.
Defeated the evil pirate LeChuck repeatedly.
I uncovered the gates of hell,
I destroyed an Australian land-developer and his ultimate insult.
Discovered the worlds only talking monkey,
And married the most beautiful governour in the world.
And all before the age of 22.
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Turrican [Original Cut]
05:46
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Once there was a time.
A time when games had soul, games had character.
It was all about graphics, it wasn't all about capitalism.
It was about experimenting. It was about fun and learning.
All we have left now are the nostalgia, of the times we all loved.
But we all remember the music.
And the music - was the force in'em all.
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3. |
Fragger
04:03
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We are gamers to the bone we are.
Frag and kill is what we do.
We belong to the future, the next generation.
Doing what we gamers were born to do.
And that is to play until you go insane.
And to blast your ass to hell.
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Outlaws [Part I]
04:15
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This is a story from the wild wild west.
About a cowboy who was better than the rest.
An outlaw to the bone, now he's gonna ride home.
If not I think he's coming for you
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5. |
Blast Corps
03:38
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6. |
Feel Redux
03:47
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I just wanna feel, real love -feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got to much life, running through my veins - going to waste.
Come and hold my hand. I wanna contact the living.
Not sure I understand - this role I've been given.
I sit and talk to god. And he just laughs at my plans.
My head speaks a language, I don't understand.
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7. |
Outlaws [Part II]
03:27
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Can we get a transmission in here?
SkyMarshall Arts presents:
Outlaws, the trance remix
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8. |
The Rock Redux
03:53
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This should be played at high volume.
Preferably in a residential area.
Welcome to the Rock
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You keep that bass bass bumping hard.
From Paris to Berlin, in every disco I get in.
My heart is pumping for love - pumping for love.
'Cause when I'm thinking of you, and all the things we could do.
My heart is pumping for love. You left me longing for you.
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Equador 2006
03:58
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This is another little remix
of one of those old classics
that everybody loves
and everybody knows.
So listen to my remix
of this good old damn classic.
You know I know you know,
that I know that you love.
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In the year 2026,
archeologist working in the Nevada desert,
discovered a portal to an ancient city on Mars.
They called this portal 'The Arc'.
20 years later,
we are still struggling to understand why it was built,
and what happened to the civilization that built it
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Rise of the Machines
04:05
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Rise of the machines.
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13. |
Shine [Maybe Remix]
03:47
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Maybe be the sun will shine deep in my heart.
And maybe I'll fly when the skies are torn apart.
I can't believe the strength in me to keep me going on.
The love you give so tenderly, I know we belong.
Maybe we'll shine forever. (x4)
Maybe we'll shine.
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The Horns of Odin
03:44
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The horns of Odin.
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15. |
Song of Time
03:41
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The Paladin
03:28
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On a warm summers evening. On a gryphon bound from Stormwind.
I met up with a paladin, we were both to tired to sleep.
So we took turns at staring, at the darkness down in Duskwood,
and when we came to Westfall. Well he began to speak. And he said:
Son I've made my life, out of questing in the world of Warcraft.
And I know what you're specced up for just by looking at your gear.
So if you don't mind me saying - I can see you have capped to 60,
but there's a horrid amount of pwnage before you're a master of this game.
So when you're in a party or raiding. And a kill demand some looting.
Why the hell do you roll on a robe when you're a warrior and using plate?
And there is never any need for begging. Get your own gold and grind and fight.
'Cause if you're gonna play the fucking game, boy - you gotta fucking learn to play it right.
You gotta know when to auction it.
Know when to trade it.
Know what to give away.
And know what to enchant.
You never kill low-levels,
when you're riding down the noob-zones.
There'll be time enough for killing.
When a battle is on.
Every gamer knows, that the secret to survival,
is knowing how to play your class and know how to play it well.
'Cause chances are that someday - you get polymorphed into a sheep.
So the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
So when he finished speaking. He leaned up against his polearm.
Looked through his quest-log and then he faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness, the paladin he broke even.
And with his final words I got an item I could keep.
You gotta know when to auction it.
Know when to trade it.
Know what to give away.
And know what to enchant.
You never kill low-levels,
when you're riding down the noob-zones.
There'll be time enough for killing.
When a battle is on
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Raiders of the North
04:44
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Sitter her på rævva, med røyken trøkt i kjeften.
Har kobla meg til VT og venter på resten.
Gelebob og Hennik og Ho-Man og Lemen.
Da er vi godt i vei - og samla hele gjengen.
Gelebob han prater som en foss,
om en hel masse driit som ikke intresserer oss.
Og Ho-Man er frekk som bare faens det,
så gjør du no gæli, kan du banne på han sitter å peker og ler.
Så kommer SkyMarshall inn.
også klikkern mentalt med sitt syke sinn.
Se til hælvette og ordn opp rekkene her,
ellers vipper jeg frem øksa mi å kløyver dine tær.
Mens han står der å skriker og bærer seg,
så kommer det en Paladin og ypper han på seg.
Som drar fram sverdet sitt og føler seg rå.
Men Marshall han snur seg og sier som så:
Gi litt faen i å kødd - med meg!
Den eneste som er lider da - er deg.
En fra Raiders of the North - er seig.
Gi nå faen i å føkk - med oss.
Vi digger alle sammen her - å slåss.
Vi eier deg så jævli hardt - ditt loss.
Raiders of the North, det er oss ja.
Okay, hva faen bryr det meg a, tenker du da.
Vel du kan likegreit lære navnet nå,
for vi er de store slemme kara som skal pawne den rævva di blå.
Så erre nok en gang ut på quest,
ja for hovedsaken her er å værra best.
Å den petten til han Ho-Man den trenger jo føde,
så vi *pang (lydeffekt)* hele Azeroth og legger det øde.
Gærne Lemen liker individer dødt,
så han slakter helt til øksa glinser blodig og rødt.
Men det er det eneste han duger til, for Lemen er dum.
Ja han finner ikke veien ut a sitt eget bittelille rom.
Men en tanker er kjekk og ha,
i et seriøst guild er gi og ta.
For mens han Lemen og Henn1k for blodet til å sprute,
så er det bare for oss andre bare å ressurecte dem å loote.
"So I have this idea for a great movie.
It's about two Gnomes who find a Bracelet of Power,
and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the cauldron.
They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet.
Along the way they are trailed by a Murloc named Gottom,
who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogymen.
It could be a three-parter, called "Ruler of the Bracelet."
The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Bracelet,"
followed by "A Couple of Towers,"
with a climatic ending called "Hey, the King's Back."
"Wooow, du er genial du!!!"
"How kind of you!"
"Jo nei du for all del, men kan jeg få dele en liten ting med deg?"
"Aha!?"
"Ja åkey, det der har blitt gjort ... før!"
"Not!"
"Jo det har det!"
"Ney!!!"
"Jo-ooo!"
"No!"
"Nei håhkey;p"
Gi litt faen i å kødd - med meg!
Den eneste som er lider da - er deg.
En fra Raiders of the North - er seig.
Gi nå faen i å føkk - med oss.
Vi digger alle sammen her - å slåss.
Vi eier deg så jævli hardt - ditt loss.
"So, an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that?
The parrot says, "Durotar. They got em all over the place."
Ja vi har da aldri sagt nei til kamp,
det er da alltids moro å slakte andre guilds i blandt.
Så vi letter på liket, og reiser oss opp.
Og tenker for oss selv at detta her det blir rått.
Hennik og Lemen de drar fra sverdet.
De andre laget tenker at detta blir værre.
SkyMarshall og Gelebob setter ut totem.
Mens Ho-Man lader rifla si å snur rifla si mot dem.
Så er wackinga godt i gang.
Å det andre laget hører bare fuglesang.
Han Xenomorph er sinna å slakter for fote.
Det andre laget de får panikk å begynner å knote.
SkyMarshall peiser på med masse magi.
Og fragcounten hans den nærmer seg ti.
etter Ho-Man har fyrt av det aller siste skuddet.
Så ligger alle dævva, men de gjorde det beste de kunne!
Så, mens det andre guildet ligger der å blør,
så sier han Marshall jeg har sagt det før.
Men jeg kan gjerne gni det inn en gang til,
siden du ligger der så søtt og hinter til at det er hva du vil:
Gi litt faen i å kødd - med meg!
Den eneste som er lider da - er deg.
En fra Raiders of the North - er seig.
Gi nå faen i å føkk - med oss.
Vi digger alle sammen her - å slåss.
Vi eier deg så jævli hardt - ditt loss.
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18. |
The Outnumbered
03:47
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Hello!
Good tidings!
How's it hangin'?
I need healing!
Way to go!
Heal Me!!!
Not on your life!
Attack over here!
No Way!
How generous!
No problem!
Enough of this chit-chat, let's get to it then!
Old SkyMarshall was hacking around, in Alterac Mountains in the Ogre Mound.
When suddenly a horde mage burst from the shade, and nuked his ass with a pyroblast 'nade.
Well he got pissed and he tried to attack, but has never in his life been raped like that.
His hitpoints fell, there was nothing he could do - then Gjerminator charged right out of the blue,
CHAAAAARGE!
He beat the crap out of the mage who yelled "HOLY SHIT"
He knew his life would end if the Overpower crits.
Then a undead warrior came to help the fire mage.
But Neverender came and began to engage.
He's the skankiest caster-whore in Azeroth,
so he fired up his shit and blasted 'em both.
But he ran out of mana, so he ran away,
'cause a whole fucking guild came to wreck the day!
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
With big arcane explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown.
FAAAAANTASTIC!!!
Then Gladius and Cyb, started to whine.
Shaman - Frostshock - running out of time.
Dougan came - came to save the day.
Soaked in blood - killing all in his way.
The shaman was injured and trying to get steady,
when Sephroth and Plumber came back with a machete.
Yeah he fell to the ground by a roundhouse kick.
Then Safir took his head off and gave him a /lick.
Ainono was in deep shit - a druid it gave him hell.
But Uni and his pet got a kill - it ended well.
A Warlock blew Aya to oblivion with a bolt.
Takkel in a bubble fried the warlock with a jolt.
He is the only priest in the history of man,
who's a face-melting shadow-magy killer when he can.
But he heals up ypur ass so your fit for the fight,
but he still plays dark side though it should be light.
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
With big arcane explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown.
While everyone was taking a beather.
Along came Nithos, our guildmaster and leader.
He spammed the guildchat for all to come to his aid.
So he could form us all into an insanely huge raid.
No one skipped. Everyone came.
From Silithus, Tyr's Hands to Stranglethorn Vale.
Everyone smiled while they where gettin' their chills.
This is the time for honorable kills.
The horde-guild was scared.
Have the guild shook.
Scared to death like a level 4 Nelf without a bodyguard stuck in the middle of Moonbrook.
And the raid was:
Daniel, Neemo, Takkel and Ainono.
Gjerminator, Nithos, SkyMarshall and Kayho.
Libracandeus, Aya, Forge and Gladius.
Dworek, Lovle, Safir and Priestarius.
Labanx, Merlin, Scarlanx and Silvyn.
Nitram, Nigram, Pacman and Daemon.
Stixxy, Uni, Vardoth, Vildeflesh and Seproth.
Sikata, Venna, Plumber, Aya, Cyb and Sethgod.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast.
And we kicked the hordies in their infadelic ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw.
With the randoms looking on in total awe.
And the battle raged on for a century.
The fucking mage were killed and eventually.
The champions stood, the rest saw the better.
OUTNUMBERED - proud and together.
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny.
With big arcane explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
Just one guild will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown.
Let's get on with it then.
I got a quest to do in 15minutes.
Oohwp ... im havin' a wardrobe malfunction.
Ooooh there's me hammer.
Well - that was ok!
Daaaaamn straight!
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Have you ever really wondered,
What do when you're lost in the black?
And you know that you won't ever find your way back,
You don't know where you could possibly be.
Use the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
When you find yourselves roaming in oblivion,
Searching for things to explore.
You can bet you will experience more,
So many planets to see.
They're in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Lost in the darkness forever we'll be.
Lost in the darkness of time.
You know all is lost if you didn't care to bring,
The thing that we all do agree.
Is important when in space don't you see?
That's the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Got the answer to all of your needs.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Go get it, or steal if need be.
Use the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: "Huge Success"
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
So I’m glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I’d prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, HA HA, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It’s so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel fantastic and I’m still alive
And while you’re dying I’ll be still alive
And when you’re dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
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